Post-Christmas Party Evaluation

10. Watch the alcohol intake.

9. Fill in memory voids.

8. What the fuck just happened last night?

7. Fill the gaps created within choppy conversations.

6. What the fuck just happened last night?

5. Look, no hang-overs!

4. Coffee works. Not.

3. What the fuck just happened last night?

2. List not working, give me a bucket to vomit on.

1. There is a black hole residing in my memory bank, sucking all what I’ve mustered to remember. To state “everything was all a blur” is a complete understatement. Ho. Ly. Shit.

Recommendation: Get a life.

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